c0ffeekitten:

pisboy:

labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission in life is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread

I’m detecting multiple stories behind this post

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

cinnaluna:

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

cptsdwillgraham:

beebunny:

here’s an idea: notice toxic trends in your behavior and, idk, change them

the fact that people are complaining on this post that they can’t change their behaviors that hurt others because they have x mental illness and We Can’t All Be Neurotypical Karen is absolutely fucking wild. do you realize your arguments have come full circle to being indistinguishable from the most crude, generic “mentally ill people are inherently dangerous and/or abusive” ableist rhetoric? you always have the agency to address the ways in which you are hurting others (or yourself). maybe not instantly. maybe not effortlessly. but it IS within your abilities and it is something you owe to your community and yourself

ladyjericho:

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

(Source: partykris)

flowury:

i feel the extreme weight of doing something remarkable for my older self to be nostalgic about

thexfiles:

honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did bad things

lord-voldetit:

once i come out of my cage and start doing just fine it’s over for u hoes